20 Weird Things about Namibian Women

As expected, this post will piss off some people because it tells the truth. Who are these people? They are women who don’t like seeing other successful women and men who don’t like seeing a successful woman. Apparently these people have a twisted and corrupt view of women rights which they are deliberately brainwashing the Namibian woman with. If you talk about self-destructive things that women do, they will accuse you of being a sexist, a cave man and all type of shit.They want to see a woman who is a successful drunkard, alcohol abuser, school dropout and STD carrier. In short, they want to see a woman who is a successful failure. Why would somebody be satisfied with a dumb woman around them? It’s easy, a dumb woman can easily be taken advantage of, her mind only appeals to shallow things and temporary pursuits which will ruin her life permanently. The question is do you want to be a dumb woman or do you want to be an intelligent woman who uses her God-given brain to think? 

Without wasting time, here are weird things that most Namibian women do. Some of them are hard to understand. Some of them are just a case of blindly following the crowd, trying to fit in or just plain ignorance. Above all, you can be ignore me at your own peril when I tell you that most Namibian women exhibit tendencies of a brain damaged woman.Honestly,I really hate seeing misguided women who mess up their lives and above all, I hate people who impart a negative influence on women, people who claim to care for women when they don’t. These are people who keep quiet when a woman is on a self-destruct path, just like the Evil Joker in the Batman movie, they want everybody in Gotham City to go down. You will never hear them encouraging responsible behaviour, they just pop up to defend whoring, alcohol abuse, gold digging, moral decay and all sorts of vices in the name of “women’s rights”. Here is the weird scenario:

1. More Namibian women than men are getting involved in gambling. She will gamble away her monthend salary or weekend wages like an irresponsible man. I have never understood this.
2. They like partying and drinking so much, they will leave a baby locked inside a room for 24 hours.Oh my god
3. Her idea of being an independent woman is gold digging from a hard working guy and feeding her lazy boyfriend who is just there for sex. I have never understood why somebody has the guts to do this.
4. They have a serious inferiority complex. Some black Namibian girls will make babies with a stranger because they want a mixed light-skinned baby. The love of Brazilian hair and skin whitening cream is not just a beauty thing for these girls, it goes much deeper than that. Very troubling. So you slept with that European tourist because you just want a light-skinned baby? It’s not a joke, I know many girls who did that and some who plan to do it.
   
5. Her career plan is making several babies from different fathers and living on child support. Very common thing here. Not much of a surprise
6. They like multiple relationships but end up all alone and single for life.Oh, you are just playing yourself, God knows what you did and what you deserve, by the time you want to settle down, it will be too late playergirl.
7. If you ask her if she needs anything, she might say no, then steal behind your back. Apparently they call it “pride” but I find it weird to be proud of stealing. You should be ashamed of stealing and be proud to ask.
8. They like airtime, you can’t end 2 or 3 chats without being asked to send airtime, and most of the time she will use your airtime to chat with another guy.
9. She thinks stealing is cool, somehow she steals because she thinks the world owes her. She steals because her boyfriend doesn’t give her anything or her ex-boyfriend didn’t give it to her. Wow, am I supposed to finance your relationship? I thought it takes 2 to tango, not 3.
10. She wants to live like a millionaire yet she doesn’t want to work for it.
11. She wants to be in all kinds of relationships at the same time.
12. They go around sexing aimlessly and getting nowhere.
13. She thinks you are cheating because have you have internet.
14. She gets angry when you tell her to get a job.
15. She wants a big paycheck yet she failed school
16. They want to go to Brazil,I don’t know why
17. She asks for a $100 or $200 the next day after the first date.
18. The majority of them want to be dancers or singers.
19. They are aspiring porn artists, never missing an opportunity to show off their asses or boobs in front of the camera.
20. They will have multiple relationships in a space of 3 months and still think they ain’t bitches.

I believe some of the behaviors above are caused by uncontrollable circumstances such as the high cost of living which is only getting worse by the day. The gap between the rich and the poor is getting bigger, and the woman in Katutura has no choice but sink in vice. People don’t eat talk about women’s rights, so don’t pretend to care for women when you don’t. If you cared enough for women, you would tell them the truth that makes them succeed in life.Yeah I’m talking about you and you! Look at me.

Namibian Girls Caught on Porn Site Sexing a Tourist For Free

I guess you know this famous Facebook photo, if not, then you are still living under a Stone Age kambashu in Katutura Goreangab, where there is no access to internet, news and electricity. In case you don’t know, this guy represents the type of guy which desperate Namibian girls will give pussy on a silver plate, regardless of his crooked deeds, reputation, character and way of life.

To cut a long story short, this guy who goes by the name “Franco Franchi” aka “Fadi Hammond” is well-known for his obsession with black Namibian girls.No, it’s the other way round, Namibian girls are well-known for their obsession with fair-skinned guys like Franco Franchi.They will literally lose their minds, go crazy, thank God and give anything when they encounter a Telemundo guy like Franco Franchi.

“The amazing thing is that out of all girls in the world, it’s only Namibian girls who are trolling the poor guy’s profile”

In case you think this is a joke, just check the guy’s Facebook Timeline, it is flooded by thirsty black Namibian girls looking for what only God knows. The amazing thing is that out of all girls in the world, it’s only Namibian girls who are trolling the poor guy’s profile. No one knows what kind of messages are being exchanged inside the inbox, but the obvious guess is that 4 or 5 thirsty Namibian girls with a low self-esteem are sending flirtious messages, and even competing to get the attention of a suspected pervert who made headlines in the past 5 years.

Who is To Blame, Francho Franchi or Shallow Namibian Girls?

So Francho Franchi came to Namibia and booked a hotel in Windhoek. All he needed to say was “I love you” on Facebook, and the Namibian groupies ate it up like hot cakes. Oho Nam girl, are you so desperate for attention or is it a case of low self esteem, that you think a cute Facebook stranger from Italy or Brazil loves you? Surely, only a shallow brain will fall for this. Some apologists in defense of Namibian girls, the kind who like whitewashing a tomb that is hiding a rotten corpse, were quick to accuse the guy of taking advantage of Namibian girls. They want us to believe that Namibian girls are angels when they aren’t. They have this mentality that being a woman makes you right, you are some type of a Goddess that can never be accused of anything.Oh I have the pussy,I make the rules, I am never wrong, I can sleep with anybody,anytime.Yes Namibian girl, applause, applause ,keep on sleeping until AIDs and AGE tells you it’s time up.

Francho Franchi even boasts on one of his websites that on his Namibian tour, he was sleeping with girls who want nothing but sex. Very scary. What does this mean? Does it mean whoring is a part-time hobby for most Nam girls, is she the most bored creature in the world that will sleep around for entertainment? Definitely.

Quote “Character is not what you say, but what you are when no-one is looking.”

When a bored Namibian girl meets a guy like Franco Franchi, the encounter ends up like this >>> WATCH VIDEO

6 Facts About Namibian Women

So you met that cute Namibian woman at the shopping mall or club, and you have no clue what drives her world?  Most of the time, people dive into relationships without understanding the background of the other person. The result is an ugly ending but you could have saved yourself some stress by scrutinizing her background. Here are some facts about Namibian girls that you have to accept before you dive in:

Namibian Women Have No Values:

Yes, you read right, Namibian women have no values. If you find a woman who goes on about her values, then she is faking it. She is most probably a hypocrite who acts decent when the situation suits her but what she does away from home is not exactly decent. Namibian women are groupies who will eat up any anything that is thrown at them by a perceived social influencer, usually a bored Grade 10 girl who is always posting dumb statuses about her opinions on Facebook.

Namibian Girls Like Sex:

Namibian girls are already burdened with serious relationship problems at 16 years. While girls from other countries are concerned about school and homework at this age, Namibian girls are busy stressing about relationships on Facebook.Just check the Facebook status of most Namibian girls, they are always whining 24/7 about guys, love and broken relationships.

The Namibian woman is forever in search of love and fun that she can’t seem to find. Her idea of fun is having multiple relationships with different guys, hence she is disappointed and hurt at the end of the day.

The Namibian girl is forever in search of a cute guy who doesn’t love her in return, a guy who is not there, a guy who cheats on her regularly. She is dogged by self-esteem issues. To her, a relationship is about being seen with a cute guy in town.

Namibian women believe in multiple sex relationships, it is normal for a Namibian girl to have more than one sexual partner. The partners in the sex triangle are usually the regular boyfriend, the entertainment provider, the financial provider and transport provider. At the end of the day, she will be having kids from some or all of these guys. It looks like an unwritten rule of society, so they will proudly engage in multiple relationships. They don’t believe in stable family life, it’s all about fun and having sex with so and so.

Warning: Never take a Namibian woman seriously, there is a can of worms waiting to be found. Surprise, surprise.

They Are All Drunkards:

If you just want to have fun, it’s okay, they are the best sport.Beer, beer, beer and more BEER. That’s all they understand. Beer + Dumb Guy + Namibian Woman = Best Friends ,and the bonus is Sex. If she tells you she doesn’t drink beer, then she is lying. She will drink behind your back or she is probably drinking beer with her club buddies.

Namibian Women Have Kids By 16:

If you randomly pick a woman at Town Square in Windhoek, there is a 70% probability the woman is a single mother with kids from different fathers. At 16 years, most Namibian girls are already pregnant before they finish school. If she doesn’t have a kid, make no mistake, she is using some protection but has definitely had some one-night stands.

Namibian Women Are Dumb:

You can’t have an intelligent conversation with a Namibian woman. They view the world through sexual lenses. If you are cute or sexually desirable, anything you say is intelligent. They are so naive, not capable of thinking, fake and very shallow.

Namibian Women Are Selfish:

Namibian women have this stupid attitude that they will always get a caring man after sleeping around and making unwanted kids from one-night stands.Apparently, they expect a good man with a clean record, but they forget to look themselves in the mirror. The spoiled Namibian woman will post something like this:

My name is Ndeshi, I am a 36 years old black woman, HIV positive with 3 kids looking for a respectful man to marry me. He must not smoke or drink. He must be healthy, have a good job, house and car. White men only. Please reply to this number 081********

The above Ad is a real Ad posted by Namibian women. It sums up what a Namibian is like, very selfish, dumb, stupid, diseased, trashy…and any every word that you can imagine.

So this woman Ndeshi, is looking for a good, respectful man now, what has she been doing for the last 20 years? Sleeping around, clubbing, partying, getting drunk and making babies with strangers. She thought she could do anything with her body and have fun…got influenced by her dumb single friends, but time is not a woman’s best friend. Who wants to marry a 36 year old woman who has caught up with age?

Buddha Quote:  “The trouble is, you think have time” 

Top Thieves Are Females: Women Caught Shoplifting and Stealing in Shop, Namibia

The popular myth and stereotype that portrays men as the worst offenders when it comes to shoplifting (stealing from shops) has been busted.

In the region of Opuwo in Namibia, big shops and retailers are complaining about the increasing cases of shoplifting and it turns out women are the top perpetrators.Himba,Herero and OvaZemba women clad in traditional attire are topping the list of perpetrators.

The story which appeared in the Namibian Newspaper of  Friday,1 November 2013 says a Himba woman concealed a polony sausage between her back and the baby she was straddling. The tellers at Opuwo Power Save supermarket discovered the polony sausage when the baby started to cry, apparently in reaction to the cold that was coming from the sausage.

After being caught red-handed, the woman tried to deceive the tellers by buying a sausage similar to the one stolen and 2kg of sugar.However, the trick did not work as the teller knew what was happening. The woman was ordered to pay a spot fine of 10 times the price of the sausage or be arrested for shoplifting.

Instead of admitting guilt after being caught red-handed, the woman tried another trick to save her pride. She had the audacity to accuse her few months old baby of stealing the polony, but the shop owners did not believe this story because it is unrealistic for an infant to lift a 600 gram polony from the shelves and hide it.

An employee at Opuwo Power Save supermarket testified that shoplifting by the traditional Himba, Herero and OvaZemba women is very rife. Numerous cases of women stealing from the shop are increasing.Kanokape Kozohura, the shop worker who searched the woman had this to say:

“We started to keep an eye on the Himba and OvaZemba women this month after being tipped by staff at another shop Woermann Hyper who told us that most of the shoplifting cases at their shop were from local indigenous people, especially the female folk”

Of all the five cases of shoplifting that were recorded at Opuwo Power Save shop this year, all the perpetrators were Himba women.

At the neighboring shop, the manager of Woermann Hyper says the shop had 16 cases of shoplifting this year, and records show that women are the top perpetrators, while men are at the bottom of the list. The top perpetrators with regards to the highest and least number of incidences are as follows:

Top Thieves in Opuwo Supermarkets and Shops

1 – Himba women

2 – OvaZemba women

3 – Herero women

4 – Wambo women

5 – Men

Fortunately, thieves who are caught red-handed have the option of paying a price that is 10 times the price of the stolen item or face arrest.

Sexy Namibian Girls Compared - Wambo, Damara, Nama, Herero, Baster

Situated in Southern Africa and bordered by South Africa in the South, Botswana in the East, Angola in the North, Zambia in the South East and the Atlantic Ocean in the West, Namibia is a country of diverse cultures and languages.

When you visit Namibia, you will find all types of girls, from different social and cultural backgrounds. It should be said that Namibian girls are one of the sexiest girls you will ever meet. They are cute, hilarious and proud to prove themselves as one of the girls you would like to have.

African girls are usually the conservative types who shy away from social taboos associated with Western lifestyles that are often seen as “unAfrican”.The African girl is disciplined and taught to behave like a lady by the elders because she is a valuable possession waiting for lobola (bride price).However, when you visit Namibia, you will meet a different kind of African woman. It’s almost like you are in Europe. The Namibian girl is sexually confident and she does not shy away from flaunting her God-given assets.

Namibian girls are very assertive and straightforward. They do not beat about the bush or play mind games. They are the type of girl who goes for what they want and they will be honest with you. On your first date, if a Namibian girl tells you that you must come with her to the bar or shop to buy a drink for her boyfriend, friend, brother, uncle or brother, do not be surprised. That is how straightforward they are. Most of the time, a Namibian girl will not know that you are dating her unless you are explicit about it. Actions don’t mean anything until you say it.

A Namibian girl will tell you the truth if she is enjoying her sex life or not. She will let you know if you are not pleasing her in bed, and she will tell you if you are doing it right or not.

So what are the different types of girls in Namibia? First, it is important to classify girls according to the tribes found in Nambia.There are remarkable differences among the different tribes and some general similarities in certain areas, and of course not forgetting that like any other woman in the world, they will exhibit some female emotions and tendencies. When you are dating a Namibian woman, the differences among the tribes will help you to understand them. If you understand a person, it is easier to deal with them, and this will prevent a lot of potential clashes that are caused by ignorance or lack of understanding.

The common tribes found in Namibia are Wambo, Damara, Nama, Herero, the Himba, the San, Baster, Colored, Tswana and White. You will also find the Lozi in the Zambezi region (formerly known as the Caprivi region) and the vaKavango in the Kavango region.

Let’s look at the 5 main tribes – the Wambo, Damara, Nama, Baster/Colored and Herero. We shall look at the pros and cons of dating each type of girl, the desirable and undesirable qualities. Let’s face it, the British have something to say about the French and vice versa, so why not say something about Namibian girls?

General Qualities of Namibian Girls

Warning: If you are looking for an intelligent girl, then Namibia has a big shortage of this type of girl. However,as you will discover they know how to make up for this with sex appeal.Do not take yourself seriously...they love fun.


Wambo Girls

Wambo or Vambo girls speak the Oshiwambo language. They are mainly concentrated in the northern part of the country.

Pros:

-          Most of them are not into smoking, drugs or alcohol abuse
-          Humble and simple


Cons:

-          She will not give you enough respect if you are not from the clan village
-          She can be very argumentative if you are not from the tribal village
-          Will tell blue lies to cover up her lies and faults
-       Dumb.

Damara Girls

Damara girls speak the Damara language and they mainly concentrated in central, eastern, western and southern parts of the country.

Pros:

-          Hardworking
-          Good cooks
-          Very liberal
-          Cute and Sweet


Cons:

-          Have problems with too much drinking and late night partying
-          Will want you to help her family,brothers,sisters and relatives
-          They live like there is no tomorrow. Cannot plan for the future
-          Very irresponsible
-          Very unreliable
-          Very trashy
-          They behave like beggars. Always broke and squandering money on beer.
-          Very selfish and unappreciative.Somehow,they think they are owed
-          Always making noise, fighting and just being a nonsense.
-          Very jealous
-          They are never sorry for stealing behind your back when they get the chance, never leave them alone in your house.
-          Very promiscuous. Most of them will have several children from different fathers
-          They lack moral values.


Herero Girls

Herero girls speak the Herero language. They are found in most parts of the country, mainly in the Eastern, Western, Central and Northern parts of the country.

Pros:

-          Disciplined
-          Appreciates the support you give her

Cons:

-          Very selective
-          Tradition allows sexual relations between the woman and her uncles
-          The bride price is very high
-          Inter-tribal marriage is discouraged
-          Can be snobbish
-          Untidy
-          They like sex flings and scandals


Nama Girls

Nama girls speak the Nama language which is related to the Damara language. The language is usually called Damara/Nama to show the relation between them. Namas are people of mixed heritage between the white settlers and the indigenous San/Khoisan tribes. They are concentrated in the Southern region of the country including Central and Western Namibia.

Pros:

-          Cute and sweet
-          Hardworking
-          Good cooks
-          Very liberal


Cons:

-          Can be very deceptive
-          Can be very unreliable
-          Can have problems with too much drinking and late night partying
-          Her financial problems can drain your bank account
-          Can be so selfish and ungrateful
-          They live like there is no tomorrow. Cannot plan for the future
-          Very irresponsible
-          Very unreliable
-          Very trashy
-          They behave like beggars. Always broke and squandering money on beer.
-          Very selfish and unappreciative.Somehow,they think they are owed
-          Always making noise, fighting and just being a nonsense.
-          Very jealous
-          They are never sorry for stealing behind your back when they get the chance, never leave them alone in your house.
-          Very promiscuous. Most of them will have several children from different fathers
-          They lack moral values.


Baster/Colored Girls

Baster girls are coloured girls originating from Cape Town who came to settle in Rehoboth and areas around Windhoek many years ago. There are also coloured people with no roots to Rehoboth in many parts of Namibia.

Pros:

-          Cute and sweet
-          Liberal

Cons:

-          Have problems with drunkenness and late night partying
-          Have problems with drug abuse and smoking
-          Like swearing (this can seem normal if you are from a Western country)
-          Can be irresponsible and unreliable
-          Dysfunctional family problems
-          Can be very demanding financially
-          Identity problems

Conclusion:

The observations are open to debate but this is a fair description based on reality. This is a valuable piece of information because no sugar-coating has been done.