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Saturday, November 1, 2014

Namibian Girl Walks into Shop,Grabs Bread and Drink without Paying



The time is 7:26 pm, it’s a quiet Thursday night along Independence Avenue in the city centre of Windhoek. Night strollers are casually moving about their business, night shoppers are streaming in and out of Woermannbrock Supermarket. Just a few metres across the block from Woermannbrock Supermarket, a scene is happening inside a kiosk.

A young woman, probably an adult teen, is standing inside the kiosk, it looks like she is thinking of a plan, she doesn’t know what to do, but she is looking closely at all the shoppers inside the kiosk.Finally, she is stealthily standing behind a man who wants to pay for his bread and drink at the cashier. They are the only people in the queue, because there are a few shoppers inside the shop. As the man puts his bread and drink on the countertop, the young woman appears out of nowhere, pounces on the bread and starts chopping it up, like a hungry hyena. This is happening right in front of the cashier who happens to be a lady, the man is surprised, he doesn’t know what to do, everybody in the shop is looking at the young woman, she is shamelessly chopping the bread, at this point she also grabs the drink, opens the top and starts drinking the orange juice like a beer guzzler.



The security guard at the door is watching the whole scene. After chopping the bread and drink, the young woman leaves a mess on the countertop, and she starts heading for the door as if nothing happened. This is when the security guard steps up and arrests the woman.

Despite the man showing some sympathy and offering to pay for the girl, the fuckin bitch doesn’t say anything, not even a Thank You or Can You Help Me. The man leaves her to her own devices. If she was a smart or appreciative girl, she could simply have apologized and asked the guy to pay for her to avoid arrest, but she didn’t do any of that, she simply headed for the door like a “Madam Boss” and had to be confronted and arrested by the aggressive security guard. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.

Now that’s what I call manners. With girls like these, the future of Namibia is very bright. Whoever brought up this girl should be proud of her, a girl who thinks the world owes her, a girl who thinks she can walk into any shop and take anything without consequences. Last time, we talked about how women are the worst culprits when it comes to shoplifting >> in Namibia, Top Thieves are Women.Wow, the things that a vagina can cause you to do, I am sure some women’s rights activists have a scripted apology for this girl, a woman can’t do this, it’s impossible, somehow they will find a way to blame the father, the girl’s abusive boyfriend or the innocent guy whose bread was chopped. 

The scary thing is not what this girl did, the scary thing is the number of Namibian women with I-Have-a-Vagina-and-the-World-Owes-Me mentality. With mothers like these, Namibia is fucked up. 

Let’s analyze the takeaway from this incidence:

-          The girl was probably planning to steal as she entered the shop
-          She tried to pull a trick, following the guy and acting as if they are together
-          She couldn’t ask for help, instead she decided to do an embarrassing thing – daylight robbery.

As I told you in the last article, most Namibian girls are too proud to ask, they will rather steal or do something embarrassing. Even if she does ask for help, it’s a torture, the bitch mode is heavy at work, and she is praying for the ground to open up and swallow her.


Tuesday, July 1, 2014

The Problem with Single Namibian Mothers



Is there anything wrong with being a single mother? The answer is Yes and No. Some people become single mothers through circumstances like the death of a loved one, it’s not by choice that they are single mothers, for example, when a relationship becomes abusive, when it’s a matter of life or death, when your physical and emotional well-being is threatened, the wise woman will end the relationship. Relationships change because people change. Negative change can be provoked by the way your partner treats you, unfaithfulness, financial circumstances, family members, personal goals and ambitions, and many other problems. When the once cool and humorous Kelvin is now a violent Kelvin, it might be time to leave him.

However, there are single mothers who are single by design and STUPIDITY. This group of mothers can’t be excused or be sympathized with, they brought it upon themselves through wrong choices, selfishness, whoring, self deception, bad influence, gold digging, ignorance and inflated egos. These women don’t see the world through eyes, they see the world through the pussy, they don’t use their brain or reasoning capabilities. Somehow the pussy gives her a false sense of vanity, it gives her a false sense of power, she thinks she is the Queen but she is just a disaster waiting to happen. She thinks she is the Madam Boss but she is just one more miserable woman waiting to add herself to the staggering statistics of single Namibian mothers. 

In her mind, she thinks the pussy is the gateway to success, she doesn’t care about school or upgrading herself, her pussy will get her the richest guy in the world. She will sleep with any cute guy she fancies and make 5 fatherless babies without a single worry, her pussy will get her a caring man to look after those kids because she thinks men are creatures who will marry anything with a pussy.Somehow, men are just objects to meet her needs and repair her problems. A man is a 911 emergency button. This woman lives in a distorted world of self-deception, she lives in a fantasy bubble of invincibility. Fast forward 5 years later, reality starts to sink in. Time is not on her side, her whoring ways have failed to get her a real man. Her vanity comes crumbling down like the walls of Jericho. No man wants to marry a whore.She is now a bitter woman, the type who thinks the world owes her. Lady what’s wrong, I thought Women’s Rights told you that you don’t need a man? Lol.

I Don’t Need a Man = I Want a Man to Steal From

Encounter with a Single Namibian Mother of Two:





Caroline:   Hie,
Me:  Hie,
Caroline:  So do you have a car?
Me: Why? Thinking: [So you really think I would drive all the way just to impress a hag like you when there are many tight pussies around?] Seriously I expect a mature conversation when I am speaking to a mother of two. The kids need to learn from you.
Caroline: Just asking
Me: Do you have a job?
Caroline: [No answer]
Me: Thinking: [Obviously the bitch has not worked in her entire life, she just wants it handed to her on a silver plate.]
Caroline:  Can you help me with $200?
Me: [No answer]
Caroline: Okay, buy me Pizza and 5 Litre Red Wine plus KFC.
Me: Sorry I should go now. Thinking: [Go find a job bitch. End of conversation]
……………………………………………………………………………………………

Yeah, a grown up Mother of Two who thinks she is 16 years old, and you expect to be respected? Sorry I only respect ladies, not whores.

Lady = Mature
Whore = Immature

Sunday, June 1, 2014

20 Weird Things about Namibian Women



As expected, this post will piss off some people because it tells the truth. Who are these people? They are women who don’t like seeing other successful women and men who don’t like seeing a successful woman. Apparently these people have a twisted and corrupt view of women rights which they are deliberately brainwashing the Namibian woman with. If you talk about self-destructive things that women do, they will accuse you of being a sexist, a cave man and all type of shit.They want to see a woman who is a successful drunkard, alcohol abuser, school dropout and STD carrier. In short, they want to see a woman who is a successful failure. Why would somebody be satisfied with a dumb woman around them? It’s easy, a dumb woman can easily be taken advantage of, her mind only appeals to shallow things and temporary pursuits which will ruin her life permanently. The question is do you want to be a dumb woman or do you want to be an intelligent woman who uses her God-given brain to think? 

Without wasting time, here are weird things that most Namibian women do. Some of them are hard to understand. Some of them are just a case of blindly following the crowd, trying to fit in or just plain ignorance. Above all, you can be ignore me at your own peril when I tell you that most Namibian women exhibit tendencies of a brain damaged woman.Honestly,I really hate seeing misguided women who mess up their lives and above all, I hate people who impart a negative influence on women, people who claim to care for women when they don’t. These are people who keep quiet when a woman is on a self-destruct path, just like the Evil Joker in the Batman movie, they want everybody in Gotham City to go down. You will never hear them encouraging responsible behaviour, they just pop up to defend whoring, alcohol abuse, gold digging, moral decay and all sorts of vices in the name of “women’s rights”. Here is the weird scenario:




  1. More Namibian women than men are getting involved in gambling. She will gamble away her monthend salary or weekend wages like an irresponsible man. I have never understood this.
  2. They like partying and drinking so much, they will leave a baby locked inside a room for 24 hours.Oh my god
  3. Her idea of being an independent woman is gold digging from a hard working guy and feeding her lazy boyfriend who is just there for sex. I have never understood why somebody has the guts to do this.
  4. They have a serious inferiority complex. Some black Namibian girls will make babies with a stranger because they want a mixed light-skinned baby. The love of Brazilian hair and skin whitening cream is not just a beauty thing for these girls, it goes much deeper than that. Very troubling. So you slept with that European tourist because you just want a light-skinned baby? It’s not a joke, I know many girls who did that and some who plan to do it.
  5. Her career plan is making several babies from different fathers and living on child support. Very common thing here. Not much of a surprise
  6. They like multiple relationships but end up all alone and single for life.Oh, you are just playing yourself, God knows what you did and what you deserve, by the time you want to settle down, it will be too late playergirl.
  7. If you ask her if she needs anything, she might say no, then steal behind your back. Apparently they call it “pride” but I find it weird to be proud of stealing. You should be ashamed of stealing and be proud to ask.
  8. They like airtime, you can’t end 2 or 3 chats without being asked to send airtime, and most of the time she will use your airtime to chat with another guy.
  9. She thinks stealing is cool, somehow she steals because she thinks the world owes her. She steals because her boyfriend doesn’t give her anything or her ex-boyfriend didn’t give it to her. Wow, am I supposed to finance your relationship? I thought it takes 2 to tango, not 3.
  10. She wants to live like a millionaire yet she doesn’t want to work for it.
  11. She wants to be in all kinds of relationships at the same time.
  12. They go around sexing aimlessly and getting nowhere.
  13. She thinks you are cheating because have you have internet.
  14. She gets angry when you tell her to get a job.
  15. She wants a big paycheck yet she failed school
  16. They want to go to Brazil,I don’t know why
  17. She asks for a $100 or $200 the next day after the first date.
  18. The majority of them want to be dancers or singers.
  19. They are aspiring porn artists, never missing an opportunity to show off their asses or boobs in front of the camera.
  20. They will have multiple relationships in a space of 3 months and still think they ain’t bitches.

I believe some of the behaviors above are caused by uncontrollable circumstances such as the high cost of living which is only getting worse by the day. The gap between the rich and the poor is getting bigger, and the woman in Katutura has no choice but sink in vice. People don’t eat talk about women’s rights, so don’t pretend to care for women when you don’t. If you cared enough for women, you would tell them the truth that makes them succeed in life.Yeah I’m talking about you and you! Look at me.




Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Sexy Namibian Girls Compared - Wambo, Damara, Nama, Herero, Baster

Situated in Southern Africa and bordered by South Africa in the South, Botswana in the East, Angola in the North, Zambia in the South East and the Atlantic Ocean in the West, Namibia is a country of diverse cultures and languages.

When you visit Namibia, you will find all types of girls, from different social and cultural backgrounds. It should be said that Namibian girls are one of the sexiest girls you will ever meet. They are cute, hilarious and proud to prove themselves as one of the girls you would like to have.



African girls are usually the conservative types who shy away from social taboos associated with Western lifestyles that are often seen as “unAfrican”.The African girl is disciplined and taught to behave like a lady by the elders because she is a valuable possession waiting for lobola (bride price).However, when you visit Namibia, you will meet a different kind of African woman. It’s almost like you are in Europe. The Namibian girl is sexually confident and she does not shy away from flaunting her God-given assets.

Namibian girls are very assertive and straightforward. They do not beat about the bush or play mind games. They are the type of girl who goes for what they want and they will be honest with you. On your first date, if a Namibian girl tells you that you must come with her to the bar or shop to buy a drink for her boyfriend, friend, brother, uncle or brother, do not be surprised. That is how straightforward they are. Most of the time, a Namibian girl will not know that you are dating her unless you are explicit about it. Actions don’t mean anything until you say it.

A Namibian girl will tell you the truth if she is enjoying her sex life or not. She will let you know if you are not pleasing her in bed, and she will tell you if you are doing it right or not.



So what are the different types of girls in Namibia? First, it is important to classify girls according to the tribes found in Nambia.There are remarkable differences among the different tribes and some general similarities in certain areas, and of course not forgetting that like any other woman in the world, they will exhibit some female emotions and tendencies. When you are dating a Namibian woman, the differences among the tribes will help you to understand them. If you understand a person, it is easier to deal with them, and this will prevent a lot of potential clashes that are caused by ignorance or lack of understanding.

The common tribes found in Namibia are Wambo, Damara, Nama, Herero, the Himba, the San, Baster, Colored, Tswana and White. You will also find the Lozi in the Zambezi region (formerly known as the Caprivi region) and the vaKavango in the Kavango region.

Let’s look at the 5 main tribes – the Wambo, Damara, Nama, Baster/Colored and Herero. We shall look at the pros and cons of dating each type of girl, the desirable and undesirable qualities. Let’s face it, the British have something to say about the French and vice versa, so why not say something about Namibian girls?

General Qualities of Namibian Girls

Warning: If you are looking for an intelligent girl, then Namibia has a big shortage of this type of girl. However,as you will discover they know how to make up for this with sex appeal.Do not take yourself seriously...they love fun.


Wambo Girls

Wambo or Vambo girls speak the Oshiwambo language. They are mainly concentrated in the northern part of the country.

Pros:

-          Most of them are not into smoking, drugs or alcohol abuse
-          Humble and simple


Cons:

-          She will not give you enough respect if you are not from the clan village
-          She can be very argumentative if you are not from the tribal village
-          Will tell blue lies to cover up her lies and faults
-       Dumb.



Damara Girls

Damara girls speak the Damara language and they mainly concentrated in central, eastern, western and southern parts of the country.

Pros:

-          Hardworking
-          Good cooks
-          Very liberal
-          Cute and Sweet


Cons:

-          Have problems with too much drinking and late night partying
-          Will want you to help her family,brothers,sisters and relatives
-          They live like there is no tomorrow. Cannot plan for the future
-          Very irresponsible
-          Very unreliable
-          Very trashy
-          They behave like beggars. Always broke and squandering money on beer.
-          Very selfish and unappreciative.Somehow,they think they are owed
-          Always making noise, fighting and just being a nonsense.
-          Very jealous
-          They are never sorry for stealing behind your back when they get the chance, never leave them alone in your house.
-          Very promiscuous. Most of them will have several children from different fathers
-          They lack moral values.


Herero Girls

Herero girls speak the Herero language. They are found in most parts of the country, mainly in the Eastern, Western, Central and Northern parts of the country.

Pros:

-          Disciplined
-          Appreciates the support you give her

Cons:

-          Very selective
-          Tradition allows sexual relations between the woman and her uncles
-          The bride price is very high
-          Inter-tribal marriage is discouraged
-          Can be snobbish
-          Untidy
-          They like sex flings and scandals


Nama Girls

Nama girls speak the Nama language which is related to the Damara language. The language is usually called Damara/Nama to show the relation between them. Namas are people of mixed heritage between the white settlers and the indigenous San/Khoisan tribes. They are concentrated in the Southern region of the country including Central and Western Namibia.

Pros:

-          Cute and sweet
-          Hardworking
-          Good cooks
-          Very liberal


Cons:

-          Can be very deceptive
-          Can be very unreliable
-          Can have problems with too much drinking and late night partying
-          Her financial problems can drain your bank account
-          Can be so selfish and ungrateful
-          They live like there is no tomorrow. Cannot plan for the future
-          Very irresponsible
-          Very unreliable
-          Very trashy
-          They behave like beggars. Always broke and squandering money on beer.
-          Very selfish and unappreciative.Somehow,they think they are owed
-          Always making noise, fighting and just being a nonsense.
-          Very jealous
-          They are never sorry for stealing behind your back when they get the chance, never leave them alone in your house.
-          Very promiscuous. Most of them will have several children from different fathers
-          They lack moral values.


Baster/Colored Girls

Baster girls are coloured girls originating from Cape Town who came to settle in Rehoboth and areas around Windhoek many years ago. There are also coloured people with no roots to Rehoboth in many parts of Namibia.

Pros:

-          Cute and sweet
-          Liberal

Cons:

-          Have problems with drunkenness and late night partying
-          Have problems with drug abuse and smoking
-          Like swearing (this can seem normal if you are from a Western country)
-          Can be irresponsible and unreliable
-          Dysfunctional family problems
-          Can be very demanding financially
-          Identity problems

Conclusion:

The observations are open to debate but this is a fair description based on reality. This is a valuable piece of information because no sugar-coating has been done.

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